Croutons of Life Experience #5

It's actually pretty funny that people think calling someone a nerd is an insult.
If being a nerd is not being afraid to express my like for goofy movies or harmless, odd video games, beloved by millions of other people, and not conforming to Tap Out shirts, Twilight books, partying, and being a total "dude Bro" who thinks nerds are in some form lesser individuals, then YES I am a nerd.

Passed on from Olan Rogers.

Croutons of Life Experience #4

Lee: "Look at my backpack, it has secret pockets for like.......................... toothpicks"

Me: "Toothpicks?"

Lee: "Of course" 

Me: "Freaking Toothpicks???????????"

Croutons of Life Experience #3

I'm producing an Indie Movie right now. It's so Indie only one person will ever see it.


Westopher

Croutons of Life Experience #2

Raising pigs on a steady diet of Twinkies makes for some Awesome bacon in the end! 

 Westopher

Croutons of Life Experience #1

I love all the family building exercises my mom is having us do but I'm getting tired of using the "community" toothbrush! 

Westopher

Picksures :)

 If you don't already know this, I went to visit my sister in Michigan last week. I had an algebraic time. This is a picture of my sis and I before we went adventuring in a frozen bog. 

 You KNOW it's gonna be a great time when the bridge looks like this.

 Dr. Seuss plant

 There were some odd looking plants.

 I also learned that coffee lattes are DISCUSSTING. They're so sweet that you cant really taste the coffee and the after tastes are bad. I'll stick with black coffee.

  I saw these at Sunflower market. Who ever came up with this idea obviously had NO taste buds. I mean look at them, they're like half an inch thick. DISGUSTING!!!! 

  

Billy the Dog helping with our science project.

 

 Eli the Human helping with our science project.

 

A weird picture that I took of the clouds while I was going to Maggie's.

I saw this in the "Flywell Magazine" and I thought to my self "Two can play at that game"

 

 I was trying to bring out my inner Longshoreman, like it said in the ad, but I think I look like a Terrorist instead. Hmmm..........................

What do you think? Terrorist or Longshoreman? 

 

Eli, I just saw this on wiki. haha, pretty great right!!!  

Hey, hey, hey, what a poem you have there.

So my mom was looking through some of my third grade schoolwork and she found a poem I wrote back then. It's pretty funny.

We went to a bank to get some money,
   we went to a store to buy some honey.
When we came home we tasted the honey
   but we took it back 'cause it tasted funny.