Proof I've spent my whole life in the desert!
While reading the —Important Information— about the campus in New York, where I'm going for the Science Fair. I read "there will be showers two days" and I think.... WHAT THE LUMP!! I'm gonna be there 6 days and they're only gonna let me take 2 showers..... That seems a bit tightfisted and stingy!!! Well maybe they're in cahoots with the deodorant companies!!
LOL :P then a few days later my mom said something about bringing a raincoat.... OHHHHH... Showers—rain...... Derp!! ;D